Because the "Doge" domain was taken by Elon Musk's dog, so we had to go with "Dog"—but honestly, DegenDog doesn't care about spelling, as long as the money's in! 🐕💸 (Trademark battle of the century... lost)
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💰 Token Economics
Does the team reserve any tokens?
Natürlich! Of course! We reserved 50% (just kidding, maybe 90%+)—but don't worry, when we run off with the cash, we'll leave 0.0001% for the community as a little souvenir 💼🏃♂️(dev translation: Lambo downpayment) 🚗💸
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🔢 Tokenomics
Where did the project idea come from?
feel rich One day, the team was scrolling through their phone on the toilet and suddenly thought, "Damn, these shitcoins make so much money?" And that's how this brilliant idea came to life 🚽📈
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🎭 PsychoSupply
Warum 6969 Trillion Supply?
So when you hold it, Damit du dich wie ein "I have so much money" illusion, even though its actual value is about $0.0000001 🤑➗💸
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📉 Wertlosigkeit
Was ist der Nutzen dieses Tokens?
Absolut gar nichts Es ist ein revolutionäres Konzept der Wertvernichtung! 🔥📉
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🔒 Security Theater
Liquidity lock proof?
Locked in a McDonald's happy meal toy 🍔🔐 (Keys flushed down dev's toilet)
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🗺️ Master Plan
What's the roadmap?
1. Launch token 🚀 2. Pump with memes 📈 3. Dump on believers 💩 4. Rebrand & repeat ♻️
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🎁 Free Stuff Copium
Any airdrops?
Hold 1M tokens get 10M more worthless tokens! 🪂💣 (Financial freedom!)
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⏳ Fake Urgency
Why 3-day website timer?
$5/month hosting plan 💻🔥 (Expiry = rug pull countdown)
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🚑 Exit Strategy
What if price crashes?
1. Delete wallet app 📱 2. Mute all groups 🔕 3. Roof party (BYO parachute) 🪂🏙️